biggest and blackest and most handsome
it always looked better in 1024
the furious race to benjamin's butthole
hyphenate, punctuate, and spell check, bitch
the perpetually flushing toilet in there
peeing in it is more economical
you are busy but you're happy
they share the same oily skin
who is this hairy legged intruder?
i saw the Chupacabra in Elmont
in other words, i hate him
and my freckles are probably malignant
I wasn't sure who this was until I read all of them. LET ME GUESS... Zed? Even, if by some offhand chance, this isn't Zed... I love them. All of them. Especially "in other words, I hate him".
ReplyDeletethese rule. it's definitely zed.
ReplyDeleteplease stop revealing me from beneath my gothic pseudonym!
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